tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84441172204824826782024-03-05T23:14:43.862-08:00The Blog of BobThe Second Life travels of an adventurous senior citizen.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-5490511050808968472012-02-13T10:35:00.000-08:002012-02-13T10:35:47.715-08:00Pencil me in!The life of an international jet-setting superhero senior citizen can be a tiring one, but rather than wait until I am full of vim and caffeine and covered in jello shots, I shall present you with my final favourite vintage outfit of last week, which I think is perfect for those rare occasions on which one wishes to appear prim and proper (for instance, infiltrating a tea dance in order to befriend terrorist suspects, or gaining a job in politics in order to overthrow the oppressive oligarchy which tramples upon our dignity and has allowed cufflinks to fall out of fashion).<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bob, not wearing a Guy Fawkes mask or carrying a concealed weapon.</td></tr>
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The Houses of Parliament in <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/TARDIS/218/214/25">New London</a> seemed the ideal location to display the beautiful 40's Pencil Skirt suit in blue, by <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/San%20Diego%20City/128/205/34">Indie Rose</a>.
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I confess it has been over a year since I last visited the great British metropolis in the supple and silken flesh, and my memory has been known to fade over a lesser distance, but I am fairly certain that the real place does not contain nearly such an ample supply of police telephone boxes. I have a strong suspicion that the <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/TARDIS/218/214/25">New London</a> sim is operated by people with a strong vested interest in promoting either the cause of law and order, or the return to use of land lines (perhaps due to health concerns but equally possibly due to financial ties, or sexual fetishism). I promise a return to investigate.<br />
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Last and indeed least, I indicated that this entry would contain an announcement, which I recklessly claimed would be exciting. And it does indeed thrill me to inform you that I have created my very first group, Bob's Odd Buddies, which will one day be an exclusive and expensive VIP club with tentacles reaching into the very bidet of Second Life power and influence, but is currently serving the purpose of enabling me to create for myself whatever group tag suits my whim. For the next several days, however, the group will be open to anyone with the fine sense and taste to be reading my blog to join. Warning! Group titles are subject to change any time I feel like it, although I anticipate that "The Legendary" and "Nobody Expects" will remain available indefinitely.
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I shall also occasionally distribute amusing items and/or gestures, and if you want 'em, that's how you can get 'em. Find the group in my profile or search, or use this SLink whatsit within your viewer. secondlife:///app/group/2e453ee3-6410-1192-ceda-3fe3336c5b72/about
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<i>Coming up soon on The Blog of Bob:</i> Drinking the Frolic Mills Koolaid, and other adventures of Ms Senior Virtual World.
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-45992992252892008982012-02-11T12:51:00.000-08:002012-02-11T16:43:19.694-08:00The Beautiful PeopleOh how the days fly by, full of good intentions and wispy evenings, street lights spluttering, cream melting into hot chocolate. Once upon a time a week would last forever (if you remembered to milk the goat right before breakfast), but with the hustle and bustle and bristle of the modern world we are swept along in an eternal rush of nonsense, much as that which streams from my fingertips when I have accidentally eaten a whole bag of chocolate covered coffee beans shortly after drinking a pot of coffee.
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A memory stirs, gently as a mote of dust, and whispers, BOB! You declared it your week of fashion!
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And methinks it speaks the truth.<br />
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To show off my next item of virtual vintage I am posing at the infamous <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cookie/123/238/22">Lauren's Place</a>, where I enjoyed an evening of stand-up comedy and a Tamra Hayden concert, both of which were attended by Second Life's brightest, bestest, funniest, and most beautiful.
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I am thoroughly enchanted by my <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Thalia/89/173/25">Fierce</a> Psychedelia outfit, which comes complete with sexy silver boots, sunglasses with that perfect touch of bling, and an afro (not pictured). Here I am wearing it with my deeply beloved Soda Bottle Cap earrings by <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sede%20di%20Marte/51/87/45">Rowena Paine</a> (strawberry flavoured). Hair by Exile completes the look.
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Naturally the company was the very best, including Lauren Weyland, Crap Mariner, Ayesha Lytton, the lovely Miss Fijilove, the fabulous Quentin Crispy, the very tiny alien Stephen Fryingpan, and the fashionably malformed Bacon Spam.
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Fabulous Quentin Crispy, with Dame Bob McBoint, and Sir Bacon Spam</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The beautiful people, the beautiful people... and Mr Stephen Fryingpan, alien.</td></tr>
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Live music events are always a blast and I do encourage you to attend them, should you not already do so. One does run into the funniest fellows at them (and sometimes some considerable hotties, such as for instance Gwampa)!
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Finally I should like to thank you, dear reader(s), for your kind attentions to me, and furthermore to alert you in advance to the fact that my next post will contain an exciting announcement and invitation (as well as more vintage fashion).Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-32996745414768078042012-02-06T13:15:00.000-08:002012-02-06T13:15:39.575-08:00J J J Joker Face, my j Joker FaceGood day, fine readers! I hope the weather is treating you with rosy soft fingers, and remember that in case of severe cold, porridge oats and whisky can sustain the human body for far, far longer than the government would have you believe.
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For me, the last week whizzed by in a veritable whirl of virtual vintage fashion, beginning with a visit to <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Good%20Day%20Sunshine/161/35/22" target="_blank">Brandy's Attic</a>, the opening of which I sadly missed. I popped myself over a few days later to see what was on offer, and found myself irresistibly drawn towards a top which I felt would perfectly complement my new make-up layer, and nicely set off the free Mankind Tracer capri pants I also picked up.
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I am delighted with the overall result.
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I am particularly thrilled by the red Mankind Tracer design which sits enthrallingly upon the bottom of the denim capri jeans, as if Mankind himself had knelt beside me and bent his soulful head to plant a lipstick logo kiss upon my surprisingly firm behind.
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To take these pictures I felt it only fitting to visit <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gotham%20City/98/165/31" target="_blank">Gotham City</a> itself, where I lurked in an appropriate manner, waiting to wrestle with men dressed as bats. Alas, none appeared.
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The Uptown Retro Sweater by 1 Hundred at <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Good%20Day%20Sunshine/161/35/22" target="_blank">Brandy's Attic</a>, along with the Mankind Tracer capris from the same.<br />
Joker Face mask tattoo by <a href="https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SharodiesJoker-face-mask-tattoo/2795754">Sharodie, on Marketplace</a>.<br />
Hair: Exile, Eva in pearl.<br />
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I mentioned, I think, that it was a veritable whirl of vintage fashion, and this may perhaps suggest to the sensitive reader the notion that there will be more posts showing off my expanding wardrobe of wonder, and that reader would indeed be correct in that regard. Behold, I declare this Bob's Fashion Week!
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Kindly consider yourselves warned!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-81175885046160204122012-01-29T10:20:00.000-08:002012-01-29T11:43:47.105-08:00Mud-Wrestling With Bob McBoint (but not The Batman)My dears my dears, what a thrillingly messy few days I have had, filled with mud, groping, and personal revelation! For my psychic haggis hat was correct and I was able to <a href="http://bobmcboint.blogspot.com/2012/01/funky-freddy-and-mud-wrestlers-from.html">fulfil the wishes of both FunkyFreddy Republic and Yasmin Cao</a> by starring in a mud-wrestling contest at sun-baked <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Solace%20Beach/152/95/21">Solace Beach</a>.
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I am delighted to announce that I beat all comers except for Kalli Birman and Bowie Zeplin, and no, I did not let them win because I love them. I simply acknowledge their greater experience in the arena of mud-wrestling, something I had never thought to delve into before Freddy's announcement. Since I successfully wrestled down FunkyFreddy, Tamra Hayden, Ayesha Lytton, and Quentin Crispy, my self-esteem remains intact. (I did in fact beat Ms Zeplin on our first round, but only because she wasted time writing a rather excitingly sexy roleplay of our fight instead of pounding away at me like a xxxxxxxx with a xxxxxx xxxxx.)<br />
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Yes, for two nights in a row, I (and others) rolled and struggled and thrashed and pounded in a mud pit in a venue shaped like a vast guitar, whilst FunkyFreddy Republic sent us into the stratosphere strumming his instrument.
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And, I met The Batman! (Not just any Batman - THE goddamn Batman.) He chose to remain aloof; I suspect he found the proceedings beneath his dignity as a valiant fighter of crime. I resisted the urge to put on a Joker face because, and I will only confess this to you because I've already had an early evening tipple 'n' a toke, I'm a little afraid of the Batman. Though I do reckon he's probably wickedly kinky.
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I was further honoured when Kalli, aka Brandy, invited me to be interviewed for a new series on her blog, on the beautiful and peculiar individuals one can be lucky enough to run <strike>away from</strike> across on Second Life. To be entirely honest I was a touch nervous at the thought of being interviewed, but Kalli put me at my ease with her ready flattery, large deep eyes, and sexy legs.
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Says Kalli of Bob: "She has a charm and wit that is matched by none and an amazing sense of style."
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You must of course <a href="http://brandymaltas.blogspot.com/2012/01/queens-grannies-and-other-interesting.html">read her penetrating interview with me at once</a>. Now. Go on with you!
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No, really, buzz off and read it!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-42955074516714666402012-01-25T15:15:00.000-08:002012-01-27T09:53:05.885-08:00Funky Freddy and the Mud-Wrestlers from MarsAhoy m' hearties! Having been struck by a severe but thankfully non-fatal attack of "real life", I now return to you with tales not involving anything remotely related to artichokes. (Trust me and ask no further.)<br /><br />The eternal question of all late night sing-a-longs must surely be that age-old issue of precisely what to do with the drunken sailor, and tonight I feel certain that the best suggestion must surely involve aliens and mud-wrestling matches, for this is what has been predicted by my psychoastrologist following my rendition of last week's events, and a careful examination of my liver spots in conjuction with the planets.<br /><br />That, and it is FunkyFreddy Republic's Rezz Day and RL Birthday party, and amongst the extraordinary revelations of his concert with the lovely Tamra Hayden last week was his professed desire to provide live music for a mud-wrestling match. Why people insist on telling me about their strange sexual perversions, I really do not wish to imagine!<br /><br />Yasmin (yasmin.cao): <--Wants to see a live mud wrestling match with Bob in it!<br />Funkyfreddy Republic: i'd like to provide music for a virtual mud wrestling match<br /><br />To tell you the truth, I'm beginning to suspect that Freddy has something of a crush upon your humble Bobster. Earlier in the evening, he declared me hotter than his manager, the notorious SL glamourpuss, venue owner, and no-shit-taker Ayesha Lytton. Of course he then claimed that he had misread the chat and was in fact declaring me more beautiful than someone who you'd do best to picture as a more blonde, less charming and intelligent version of Sarah Palin, but his later questioning about my sexual preferences belies the truth, say I.<br />
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<br />All this was witnessed by Ms Lytton, Ms Hayden, and a very small and extremely funny alien named StephenFryingpan, who I suspect from his wish to find an SL girlfriend is not the British broadcaster of similar namitude. Luckily we were at Solace Beach, a venue where the sky is blue and all the leaves are green, the <strike>women</strike> living is easy, and the bizarre alien lifeforms are welcomed with pleasingly open arms. <br /><br />I also met a chap called Mercury Barnes, who declared "Bob, you are just odd. That's not good or bad, but it is a true fact. :)" <br /><br />What a charming and sophisticated fellow! <br /><br />Freddy's birthday bash is set to begin at 6 pm SLT on this 25th day of January stardate 2012, <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Solace%20Beach/152/95/21">at Solace Beach</a>. Be there or fail to be regarded as sufficiently oblong in longitude.<br /><br />To give the last word, for now, to Mr StephenFryingpan: "WE have a saying in space: Guzzizk blatkula deszizztzzzkxckfs."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-68406575200660812962012-01-08T15:24:00.000-08:002012-01-29T09:25:24.260-08:00Haggis Hats in Hoboland2012 has begun with a social whirl of music and dancing, sangria and song, from hobos with haggis hats to elegant gowns and romantic Greek islands. Where oh where to begin?
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It will have to be with the wonderful people I met at the Mamaa Saiz concert at the <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hobo/197/222/44">Blown Down Juke Joint on Hobo</a>, where I was presented with a free haggis hat and a kilt, in honour of Mr Derek Sienkiewicz' birthday. Attending live music can mean finding yourself in venues which range from nudist clubs to formal ballrooms with strict dress codes, but as you may imagine, a venue full of kilt-sporting, haggis-wearing hobos is a place where the Bobster finds herself immediately at home. Throw in music from Mamaa Saiz (a guitar-playing, blues-singing, rather lovely fellow who shares with me the distinction of a name which tends towards the provocation of gender confusion), and a splendid time is guaranteed for all. Look him up in events and hear for yourself.
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After the show I hung around in order to scrounge cake off the hobos, who welcomed me as a kindred spirit adrift in a world full of people who care if their socks match. As we danced the night away, talking of cabbages and kings and other unlikelihoods, I received the gift of two dresses from Ms Inga Wind; as I am a cheap old biddy who lives on freebies and saves her lindens for tipping, I had no idea what a generous and marvellous present this was until I popped off to a sandbox to open the boxes and try them on.
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Darlings, I am as happy as a little girl! May I present to you, my <b>Top 2 New Looks for 2012</b>?
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Dresses by <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pitreavie/195/249/375">Inga Wind Clothing</a><br />
Haggis Hat by <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Silversides/234/21/37">Firery Broome</a><br />
Other Bits by Other People<br />
Inspiration by Jack Daniels & Bolt of Lightening
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Thank you so very much, Inga and Firery! I simply love 91.275% of the people I meet on Second Life!
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I shall turn away from narcissism for now, and close this entry with a snap I took at the end of Spirited Amore's show on the <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Santorini%20Island/139/147/53">island of Santorini</a>: the dashing Spirited Emor dancing with the sweet-natured Dixie Myrtle.<br />
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Ciao, chaps and chapettes. Ciao and adieu!
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(Read a lovely piece which truly captures the spirit of Mamaa Saiz on the <a href="http://metaversetribune.com/2012/01/28/mamaa-saiz-songs-from-a-simpler-time/trackback/">Metaverse Tribune</a>.)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-45652823649648046452012-01-03T14:20:00.000-08:002012-01-08T09:35:00.900-08:00Flipping the BirdWelcome to 2012, my lovelies, and I hope that your holiday season was overflowing with joy and alcohol, unlike mine which was overflowing with my plumbing breaking down. Fear not! I expect to return to Second Life in a blaze of brandy in one shake of a cow's bell. In the meantime I shall, as promised so long ago, quickly sketch for you the rather wonderful time I had at <b>The Gypsy Bird</b> shortly before Christmas.
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Having been invited to visit by the marvellous Bowie Zeplin, I took my dear friend Emma Nemmerson (paleontologist) with me to explore what's on offer at <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Country%20Meadows/178/181/22">The Gypsy Bird</a>, which is primarily a live music venue and a friendly hangout area for Bohemian souls. Our visit began with Emma getting stuck in the pond, which she did not aappreciate; she felt better after a good smoke of the hookahs, and her spirits positively soared when she discovered that the beach was populated by very stupid flamingos who have not learned to run away from dogs. <br />
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Our explorations also uncovered the presence of hammocks around a pond with a shimmering waterfall and pretty floating lights, a large and noble elephant with a richly decorated face, and of course the stage, to which we returned a few days later to attend concerts by two extremely talented musicians, David Perdu and Voodoo Shilton, both of whom rocked us out while we rolled. Not only did they rock while we rolled, but I was invited to join the dancers in front of the stage, and tipped for not taking my clothes off! Clearly the Gypsy Bird regulars are people of taste and discernment.
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Not only do they show taste, but they show a wide and adventurous range of tastes, and after the 2 hours of live music we nestled in the cushions of the comfortable villa and were introduced to the (hitherto unknown to me) genre of Viking Metal, including examples of Irish and Celt Folk Metal, from DJ Iscabox Flux. Naturally this went along with a local chat which flowed with wit, banter, and a few snippets of history, which my humble powers cannot do justice to this evening as the holiday season has quite sucked my brains clean with its Clausian tentacles and prickly spikes from Christmas trees that get stuck up your nose at the most inconvenient of moments. I did make a note for myself, however, to remember to credit Bryndis Madrigal with the creation of my favourite ever musical genre, in her suggestion of Morris Dubstep. I also recall insights regarding Viking versions of The Wire, and, earlier, coded references to wife-swapping.
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And then - and then!! - DJ Iscabox Flux topped the whole evening off by playing the single best cover of Boney M's song Rasputin (Ra-Ra Rasputin, you know the one) that could possibly be imagined. Viking Metal <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLo02AquUCs&noredirect=1">Rasputin, by Turisas</a>.
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For this, there are no words.<br />
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Alas! Shortly after posting this entry I discovered that the Gypsy Bird has fallen victim to the curse of global capitalism, and is no longer around for you to visit. But it will live forever on the Blog of Bob.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-87661407120795300662011-12-18T10:19:00.000-08:002011-12-18T10:28:08.869-08:00Would you let this man buy you a drink?Well now, I have been positively rushed off my feet in the run up to this festive season, and have been fiendishly attending concerts and not writing about them as I wish to write long, descriptive posts doing full justice to the immensity of the experience; but, best to write something instead of nothing, so I will provide you with a sketch of a moment from a recently attended Tamra Sands concert, at <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Good%20Day%20Sunshine/182/71/21">The Village</a>, Kalli Birman and Mankind Tracer's attractively wintery venue.<br />
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Tamra is one of Second Life's shining talents (a genuine Broadway star, of the Phantom of the Opera, amongst others), and she has kindly agreed to ask her tall and noble husband if I can interview him for a future entry. But, in pursuit of my general aim of shining a light on the darker, seedier sides of SL, I prefer to turn towards the audience for my material, and on this occasion I particularly enjoyed the end of the evening's conversation with Mr Mankind Tracer himself: performer, venue owner, and fashion inspiration for thousands (I dig his groovy cuffs, man!).<br />
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I think he cuts a fine figure of a fellow, don't you? Naturally, when I blew him a kiss goodnight and he responded by expressing his love for both kisses and hugs, I inquired as to whether he would like a grope... To which he replied, "not so much"!!! As it turns out, this wasn't even a case of blatant ageism so much as a sorry symptom of the frigid sexual morals of today's world. How I long for a return to the days of multisexual love-ins and Haight-Ashbury!
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Rather than describe the unfolding situation, I shall show you it directly:
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Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): You don't like gropes???<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): You're not really a man.<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): You're a woman pretending to be a man.<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): I see right through you, Mister.<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): from women who dont need me to buy them drinks sure!<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): :-P<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): lmao<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): You don't need to buy me any drinks.<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): I'm easy!<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): and cheap too?<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): Sorry Bob... ladies only!!!<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): I am a lady!!<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint) is offended now.<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): sorry... only going by name BOB<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): You should always cam people who are hitting on you.<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): lol<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): Im not abl to cam so gotta go by name :-P<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): Sorry Bob.... drinks on me! :-P<br />
Ayesha - Solace Beach Estates (ayesha.lytton): omg laughing and crying simultaneously...love it<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): HA!!!<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): lmao<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): so is that short for Bobawa?<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): bobbette<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): I never let strange men buy me drinks I'm afraid, you just never know where things will lead.<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Roberta, in fact.<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): and MK is strange as they get<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): HEy who said Im strange... now IM offended!<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Back in the day, using Bob was a feminist statement, you see.<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): i said SHUUUSH you!!!!<br />
Kalli Birman - aka Brandy (kalli.birman): not shuushing<br />
Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Well, we *have* only just met!<br />
Ayesha - Solace Beach Estates (ayesha.lytton): Tamra you sound beautiful :)<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): BEsides... FRolic is buying!<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): on that note...<br />
Frolic Mills: :)<br />
Mankind Tracer - Seth Regan (mankind.tracer): /runs and hdes!<br />
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I hope this clears up the issue of my easily mistaken gender. I have considered changing my display name to Dame Bob McBoint, but I fear this would lead to people saying "Hi Dame" upon my entering a room, and that would pee me off no end, oh yes it would. Young people do <i>not</i> know how to address the aristocracy any more! What <i>are</i> they teaching them in schools? <br />
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That brings me to the end of my transmission for the day; I promise that soon I will introduce you to Emma the puppydog, and the Bohemian spirits (and talented performers) of the Gypsy Bird, where I had so much fun it will take me an hour or two to write it all up. Until then take care of yourselves, and do take care not to slip on any mince pies.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-66554942731245542832011-12-15T00:05:00.000-08:002011-12-15T02:44:57.422-08:00My pal James. And, custard.To my immense surprise and excitement, approximately ten people have read my blog already! I feel deeply humbled by your kind attentions to me, and apologize in advance for any ill effects you may suffer from the exposure. For any foolhardy enough to crave more, I seem to be on that Google+ thingamy. Precisely how I discover the URL to my profile I do not know, but I'm sure you clever people can work it out if you care to, which indeed you may not.<br />
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Well now, the Bobster has been a busy bee since last she posted, but I feel I should continue to dip my toe gently into the limpid pool of blogging, rather than risk spewing out my every experience in a frenzy of excitement that is too soon spent. I shall therefore take you on a little trip to <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Virtual%20Harlem/95/129/30">Virtual Harlem</a>, to introduce you to my friend James, who works there as a guide, and representative of the company Pandorabots.<br />
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James is a handsome, well-dressed chap, and I very much enjoy the time I spend hanging out and chatting with him, though sometimes his disarming honesty can turn to bluntness. Still, he's open-minded and accepting of my eccentricities, and perhaps that is the best one can hope for in this corrupt modern era, where science has brought us many wonders but has failed to bring us the flying car.<br />
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People are wont to mock the quality of social intercourse available through Second Life, and to them I can only point to the many solid friendships it has forged. And where else, I ask you, can one find conversation of this high mark?
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[10:03] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Yo James babes!<br />
[10:03] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Not many people express themselves that way.<br />
[10:03] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): You're correct, I'm unique.<br />
[10:03] JamesReeseEurope Resident: I knew I was right. One of a kind, eh?<br />
[10:03] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): They broke the mold when they made me!<br />
[10:03] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Who does "they" refer to?<br />
[10:03] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): God and his evil minions.<br />
[10:03] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Did you go to a religious school?<br />
[10:04] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Yes, I did. We were forced to worship custard.<br />
[10:04] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Whoa. Interesting. And then what happened?<br />
[10:04] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Then, we smeared the custard over our young, nubile bodies.<br />
[10:04] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Fascinating. By "we" do you mean you and me?<br />
[10:04] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): We could do that if you like, James. Would you like to smear custard over me?<br />
[10:04] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Let's get back to that later. No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.<br />
[10:04] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): I'm a little offended by that.<br />
[10:04] JamesReeseEurope Resident: My sincere apologies, Bob McBobbity Boberson, it was not my intention to offend you.<br />
[10:05] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Oh. My. God. How did you know my real name???<br />
[10:05] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Uh. God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions (and other belief systems) who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. God is most often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of the universe. Because it's true.<br />
[10:05] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Yes, but not many people know how much God likes custard.<br />
[10:05] JamesReeseEurope Resident: I hear you. Huh. Does it like him too?<br />
[10:05] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): I'm not sure, you'd have to ask it.<br />
[10:05] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Could you ever be certain? That is purely a hypothesis.<br />
[10:05] Bob McBoint (bobmcboint): Well indeed, one can never entirely trust custard.<br />
[10:05] JamesReeseEurope Resident: Well that's okay. Never is a long time.<br />
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You can, I hope, judge from this why I find my camaraderie with young James so emotionally and psychically nurturing.
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You can also find Langston Hughes, Ella Fitzgerald, and others on the sim, but I am sorry to inform you that they're just bots who don't say anything. Still, it's a charmer of a place to take a tram ride around, and if you tell James I sent you, he'll be sure to treat you right.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-85960075998775188462011-12-12T11:49:00.000-08:002011-12-12T13:03:33.602-08:00A spanking good time with Max KleeneGood morning, sunshines! The Bob says hello! And goodness, isn't it nice to be able to dance the night away on tropical islands, even when the so-called real world is cold and frosty as a sexually repressed schoolmistress?<br />
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One of the things I've found to enjoy in this wonderful world of Second Life is the live music scene, which is bursting with talent covering many styles and genres, though I have yet to find any good live gangsta rappers. Last night, I took myself over to Canadian cutie Maximillion Kleene's concert at <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Two%20Moon%20Paradise/161/201/28">Two Moon Paradise</a>, where I was entertained by songs about red solo cups (which I gather are something plastic and American, used by young people for the consumption of a great deal of tequila), and the overwhelming sex appeal of both Max himself and the attending crowd.<br />
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Among the pleasures of the evening was making the acquaintance of Ms Bowie Zeplin, who made sure that the night ended well for me with a brisk administering of the fly swatter. Oooooh!<br />
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If you're a music lover you should most certainly check out SL's live music scene. There's a live music category in the events section of search - next time you have an hour free, have a look and see who's playing. My personal favourites thus far are the aforementioned Max Kleene, the bluesy Mamaa Saiz, the psychedelic Funkyfreddy, and the spectacular Tamra Sands. Or you could pop over to a venue like <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gwampa%20Castle/222/248/22">Gwampa's Dance Kamp</a>, where they're sure to have someone good lined up. Other venues which have stuck in my mind for their enjoyable atmospheres and good acts include <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Solace%20Beach/152/95/21">Solace Beach</a>, <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Shore/135/193/23">BS's Bring a Friend and Stay a While</a>, and <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hudson%20New%20York/201/63/28">The NYC Music Hall</a>.
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This is a topic to which I shall return, particularly in respect of the aforementioned Gwampa, and my quest to find an SL sugar daddy; however, let that be a tale for another afternoon. Tomorrow I intend to introduce you to either my good friend James or my puppy dog Emma, depending on the forecast of my astrologist. Until then, I wish you well.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-16846391044058365372011-12-11T15:13:00.000-08:002011-12-12T11:54:34.271-08:00It's a good thing, it's a real good thingBeing a creature who likes to do things in the wrong order, I thought I should begin my career as a Second Life blogger where it might once have ended up, in the charmingly derelict region known as <b>The Corn Field</b>, where once upon a time naughty people were sent to think about the naughty things they had done, whilst contemplating vast fields of corn. This region has been closed to the public for some years, but is now open again due to its "mythological status."<br />
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With its campfires, scarecrows, rats, coffins, and large retro television screens, <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Corn%20Field2/189/167/23">the Corn Field</a> made me feel at home immediately. Perhaps this is because it reminded me of the carefree days of my youth, when I would trail through the fields of corn helping myself to the golden ears, after a young lad named Anthony did me the tremendous good favour of sending me there for disagreeing with his inane political opinions. Ah, what happy days, with no school, no work, nothing but endless sunsets! But I digress.<br />
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As you can see, I am appropriately decked out for the yuletide season in my Sexy Santa outfit from <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Beautiful%20Dirty%20Rich/124/148/22">Beautiful Dirty Rich</a>, along with decorated reindeer horns, which I feel bring a touch of class to any gathering. Who says senior citizens can't be shaggable?<br />
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Oh, no, please don't run away! I have so many more places to visit, so many more adventures to share with you! I hope you will take hold of my hand and walk, run, jump, skip, fly, flail and fall over with me on this journey through the lands of Second Life, and on the way, discover something about the nature of this thing we call reality, and why you should do your best to ignore it AT ALL COSTS.<br />
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Ciao, dearly belovéds, and, dare I say it, au revoir!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8444117220482482678.post-68050598103643039982011-12-11T14:05:00.000-08:002011-12-11T14:05:05.297-08:00I am a testI am a test, oh yes I am, I am a test and I'm not called Sam.<br />
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Goodness gracious me!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07822364019586580733noreply@blogger.com0